The Great Things Mom Taught Me
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
And last but not least...
My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"
Source: Aha! Jokes
In the meantime, don't forget to show your love and appreciation for mommy by spending time with them
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Malaysia Foodie Digest: Mother's Day Special
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